Intergalactic Climate Change Skeptics!

It seems that the governments policy of needlessly ruining vast swathes of the British countryside by covering it with scores of windmills has come to the attention of our intergalactic neighbours and they do not approve.

"Whats with the windmills, why don't the primitive humans try banging atoms together to make electricity instead? "


According to this mornings Sun (the Newspaper not the astrological body) a wind farm in Lincs was smashed into by what locals are describing as a kind of floaty orange octopuss-like exploding thingy. The collisions has left one wind turbine severely damaged and has caused great excitement amongst UFOligists and other assorted nutters, even page three girl Becky feels the need to illuminate us with her views commenting that "a lot of people believe in UFO's- even Robbie Williams- can they all be wrong?" which I suppose is as good an analysis as is likely to be offered in everyones favourite comic.A kind of floaty Orange exploding octopuss-like thingy, apparently they're quite rare up north.